"The funniest eBay ad ever!"
~Time.com

"He has a gift"
~Toren Anderson, publicist for the Punchline Comedy Club

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
~Al Roker, NBC Today Show

"If you're doing anything but writing for Letterman, Leno or Saturday night live... you're wasting your time. Thanks for the laughs!!!"
~Sharon (email from eBayer)

"You are the best!! Thanks so much for giving me a laugh."
~Amy (email from eBayer)

"Everyone I know is talking about you here in Japan. You’re a celebrity over here now!
~ Jim MacLaughlin (English Teacher working in Japan)

"Yo dude, I watched the whole auction on eBay – friggin’ hilarious ;)!!!"
~Bex, Australia

"You’re an idiot."
~HildeDesigns, Webmaster